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i once woke up super early on april fool's day. i "rearranged" the dining room furniture (the only furniture i could move without help) and then swapped the sugar in the sugar-bowl for salt. then i went back to bed.

when i got up again, the furniture had been put back and no mention was made. at breakfast, in a rush for the school bus, i gulped down my tea after everyone else had left the table. that's when i realized i was the only one who took sugar.